The Big "Weight Lose"!
Strange Tips On How To Lose Weight Fast!
The Big Weight Lose Tip #1: Buy 3 Lbs Of Butter!
I know what you're thinking..."Butter won't help you lose weight!" Lose your preconceived notions about how to lose weight and check this out:
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Take those 3 lbs of butter and let them set around to get soft and mushy
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Make a big blob out of them on a plate and stick it in your refrigerator at eye height.
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Every time you open up your fridge, look at that glob. THAT'S what the fat inside your body looks like...and will continue to look like if you keep eating crap!
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Now...every time you see your weight LOSE a pound, carve off a pound of the butter to remind yourself that you're making progress and there's less fat on your body! (Congratulations!)
The Big Weight Lose Tip #2: Get Off Your Diet!
"Weight loss diets" are setting you up for a big, giant, frustrating failure! They'll have you counting calories and living off of tree bark and carrots to the point where you'd kill your best friend for a piece of chocolate cake!
Fact is, your body is designed to crave sweets and other "guilty foods" for a reason and if you want to lose weight fast, you have to know how to cheat creatively. Yes, I said it, you CAN eat chocolate cake and still lose weight fast! |